List of most annoying lyrics EVER!

As a music lover writing the list of irritating and annoying hits has
put me in a funky mood. Below you will find a new list. A top of the
bad, again. This time I present my l list of my pet hate lyrics. Not
everyone pay attention to lyrics as I do, but trust me, once you do
you'll be surprise at all the rubbish lyrics around. The song itself
may be perfectly fine, yet once noticing the actual words you go "Hang
on a minute here.. What on earth are they on about?".. Some are just
plain BAD ( such as EVERY lyric by rapper Soulja Boy.. a quick listen
to his hit "crank that" and I'm sure you will agree). Some seem fine
enough until you listen more closely and realize it makes no sense at
all- they might even be contradictory or sense with no sense if that
makes sense ( Like "please forgive me" by Bryan Adams" or "More than
words" by Extreme. I could go on..). Another category of BS texts are
the once that seem to be done (probably have been) written in a state
of drunk and/or drugged up haze. It's pure gibberish, but most of us
feel that there must be something awfully symbolic about it..
Sometimes that may be the case.. but .I give you "I am the walrus" by
the Beatles "Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come... I
am the egg-man...I am the walrus" or Presidents of the United State's
of America's song "Peaches"..-"Peaches come from a can. They were put
there by a man. In a factory down-town"..
Then some are lyrics that are just too opulent, pompous, filled with
cliché's and ..just pass on the bucket... Celine Dion has a lot to
answer for.. so does Mariah and most boy-bands in matching outfits
with dance-routines. And off-course: antichrist himself Justin Biber.
Enough said. Here is the list.
No ranked order.

"Ebeneezer Goode" - The Shamen
"Yellow Submarine" - The Beatles
"No Limit" - 2Unlimited ("No no no no no no no no no no no no there's
no lyrics")
"No air" - Jordin Sparks ( I hope she never found a way to breathe with no air)
"Welcome to the parade" - My Chemical romance
"Rhythm is a dancer" - Snap
"Blood on the dance floor" - M.Jackson (RIP) "Blood is on the dance
floor. Blood is on the knife. Susie's got your number And Susie says
it right"
"Butterfly" - Crazy town ("My lifestyle's wild I was living like a
wild-child. trapped on a short leash paroled the police files. So
YO...I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds..)
"Calling mister vain" - (Don't remember the dude, and can't be asked
finding out. but he wants me and he wants me now.. cause he is Mr.
Vain)
"If you're not the one" - The prince of gay songs Daniel Beddingfield
"If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed..")
"The Riddle" - Nik Kershaw
"Some people" - Cliff Richard (I could possibly make a separate list
here altogether, but I just had breakfast and would like to keep it
that way)
"High Voltage" - Electric 6
"But I won't do that" - Meatloaf (just exactly out of anything is it
that he will not do? shove a cucumber up his ass and swing in the
chandelier? Get married? Buy tampons? ..we will never know)
"Yellow lemon tree" - Fool's Garden
"Email my heart" - Britney Spears