Showing posts with label single women with dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label single women with dogs. Show all posts

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Singlewoman with Large small dog!



I am embracing my new single life together with a 3 year old ADHD , hyperactive and super strong hunting dog. Now, if I was asked today
"would you like a time-consuming, needy, eating-machine with great strenght and a passion to go through the trash, jealousy issues and barking towards all men you meet and a bladder that won't have a friking break?" I think I'd politely decline, thank you very much.. Most of the "benefits" of singelton life are being robbed by this ever-present hyperenergetic, dog.

I can't change things now. I'm his mum. Be aware single girls out there: Select your breed with care, if you are not married an living with acres of lush countryside, don't get a hunting dog!

It's morning walks with NO END, its oh-god-I-forgot-dogfood/poo-bags/flea-treatment (again)- It's "No", "Down", "STOP", "God damn devildog!" all the time.. Day in and out. A few dates have already commented that the "dog situation" is rather unfortunate. Can I give him up? No way!